Porch Light Dad Halloween Tee
Porch Light Dad Halloween Tee
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The story behind the design
Fit note
The porch light is on. The candy bowl is full. Standards are high.
The Porch Light Dad tee is for the dad running Halloween headquarters—greeting the neighborhood, guarding the good candy, and bringing full-size-bar energy to the front porch. Built around one of those little family traditions that somehow becomes dad’s job every year.
Garment details
- 100% cotton
- Heavyweight 6 oz fabric
- Garment-dyed for a broken-in vintage character
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Crew neck and short sleeves
- Custom-printed DGC inner neck label
- Front graphic print
- Original artwork by The Dad Grit Co.
- Est. 2026
Color note
Garment-dyed shirts may have slight variations in shade and texture. These natural differences are part of the garment’s worn-in character.
Fit: Relaxed unisex silhouette. Order your usual size for an easy everyday fit, or size up for a roomier look. Compare the product size chart with a shirt you already own.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 26.50 | 28.50 | 30.20 | 31.50 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length, in | 16.00 | 17.75 | 19.50 | 20.75 | 21.75 | 23.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Most shirts leave production within 2–7 business days, although high-volume periods, quality checks, or blank availability can add time.
Shipping rates and estimated delivery windows are shown at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates rather than guarantees, and multi-item orders may arrive in separate packages. Tracking is sent when each package ships.
Availability can change by size and color. If a purchased variant becomes unavailable before production, we will contact you with the available options. For order help, use our Contact Us portal.