Candy Tax Dad Halloween Tee
Candy Tax Dad Halloween Tee
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The story behind the design
Fit note
Dad tax is due at the end of every trick-or-treat route.
The Candy Tax Dad tee is for the guy carrying the flashlight, checking the haul, and somehow ending up with the best pieces. Made for Halloween night, pumpkin patches, neighborhood walks, and the fall weekends around them.
Garment details
- 100% cotton
- Heavyweight 6 oz fabric
- Garment-dyed for a broken-in vintage character
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Crew neck and short sleeves
- Custom-printed DGC inner neck label
- Front graphic print
- Original artwork by The Dad Grit Co.
- Est. 2026
Color note
Garment-dyed shirts may have slight variations in shade and texture. These natural differences are part of the garment’s worn-in character.
Fit: Relaxed unisex silhouette. Order your usual size for an easy everyday fit, or size up for a roomier look. Compare the product size chart with a shirt you already own.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 26.50 | 28.50 | 30.20 | 31.50 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length, in | 16.00 | 17.75 | 19.50 | 20.75 | 21.75 | 23.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Most shirts leave production within 2–7 business days, although high-volume periods, quality checks, or blank availability can add time.
Shipping rates and estimated delivery windows are shown at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates rather than guarantees, and multi-item orders may arrive in separate packages. Tracking is sent when each package ships.
Availability can change by size and color. If a purchased variant becomes unavailable before production, we will contact you with the available options. For order help, use our Contact Us portal.